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I’ve been masturbating for as long as I remember. Even when I was having sex as much liked, there was always something appealing to me about masturbating. There’s something simple and innocent yet dirty, decadent and forbidden about the whole affair. Plus, it just feels motherfucking awesome.
People adore labels: lesbian, gay, straight, bisexual, polyamorous. But I present a question: What if we could love a person because he or she is kind or intelligent or funny or British? What if we could desire something other than a reproductive organ? What if we could all just stop worrying about fitting into neat little boxes?
Here on LTASEX we talk about sex but we also like to everything that goes along with sex. Of course, sexism fits right in there. It’s got “sex” right in the word! Usually when I’m talking about sexism, I’m complaining about some advertisement or TV show but today is different. Today, I get to shower a little praise and throw a little shade. This is going to be so much fun.
I’ve been masturbating for as long as I remember. Even though I have sex as much as I would like, there is something that just appeals to me about masturbating. It’s free, always there, always makes me feel happy, and it can be anything I want it to be at any time. Masturbating is the safest and most reliable form of sex you can ever have and it’s always with someone you love.
As you can tell I have a very loving relationship with masturbation. It’s because of this that I feel so sad that masturbation gets such a bad reputation. I have heard of people being told that it will make you go blind. That just touching yourself will make your fingers rot. One guy even told me that his mother once told him that spilling his seed would kill his puppy.
I don’t know what’s wrong with these people. I’ve been jerking it forever and none of my pets have died, my fingers are quite dexterous and though I wear glasses I am far from blind. In fact the only time anything bad has come from masturbating was the time I accidentally got semen in my eye. Even then I learned that when things are shooting a high velocity I should make sure to aim away from my face. So in an attempt to help masturbation get some good PR I thought I might share with you my masturbation story.
