What's the big deal with rimming?

The thug misses Queen Khia done already told y'all.

When Khia declared that a man who wanted please her needs to lick her neck, back, pussy and crack, people laughed it off as a novelty. Over a decade later, analingus is positively mainstream, with Nicki Minaj proudly letting dudes eat “my ass like a cupcake.”

Gay dudes have been doing it forever, but it’s only with these more recent pushes in visibility for analingus lovers that it’s really being celebrated. With so much chatter, “What’s up with this whole eating ass thing?” has become a popular question. Luckily, I’ve got some first ass (and mouth) experience, and I’d say eating ass is dreadfully under-hyped.

The first time someone ate my ass, he did it so greedily and gleefully, smothering his entire head between my ass cheeks.

He was incredibly into my body, and correctly thought I was the sexiest thing he’d ever seen. I always love having that effect on people; it’s intoxicating. So, when he begged me to sit on his face, I obliged with the hopes he’d have a cardiac arrest out of joy.

Seeing as he was screaming in orgasmic pleasure within seconds, I got what I wanted. It was admittedly kind of hot, though I had my doubts going in.

The first time I ate ass, it was at the behest of a gorgeous brown-skinned boy with one of the best asses I’ve ever seen.

He was super into people tonguing his anus, but I was apprehensive since I’d never done it before. As I said, he had a great ass. So, it only took a couple minutes of consideration to say, “Eh, fuck it. Go take a shower and let me have at those cakes.”

The main thing I enjoyed was the moans and whimpers coming from the owner of those gorgeous cheeks; I could tell he really fucking loved it, and I loved that.

Since these two experiences, I’ve offered up a buffet of booty to hungry partners multiple times. I’ve also indulged a couple more partners when they’ve asked me to help them out. Over time, analingus has gone from being sort of scary and completely incomprehensible to not as scary but completely understandable.

In my experience with having someone eat my ass, it felt like the gentlest massage I’ve ever had. It definitely didn’t send waves of pleasure coursing through my body — I don’t think I’m wired that way — but it relaxed me more than any spa day, which always made for great sex.

My current boyfriend, a self-identified power bottom with cum dump aspirations, described the feeling as an “oh, fuuuuuuuck … yessssssss,” sensation. Though he likes anal sensation much more than me, in both of our cases, receiving analingus made sex better.

The experience of eating ass was … all right, I guess. It tasked like warm, salty skin and wasn’t nearly as off-putting as I was led to believe. It smelled pretty great actually; fresh ass smells a lot like fresh dick, which I’ve come to love during the years I’ve spent on my knees. Plus, there’s something incredible about just diving in head first to pleasure your partner.

I’ll admit that before I tried eating ass, I literally thought, “Y’all mofos is nasty!” Then again, for a long time, I hid my insecurity behind pretentiousness. So, I said a lot of dumb things.

Eating ass is a big deal because, just like all other basic forms of pleasure, it feels really good. Also, it tastes and smells really damn good. So, if you are interested in munching on some cake or offering up some to eat, I say go for that shit. Treat yo’ self.